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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:27

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Then came..
share office space ...
No, not a chance
What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
A nova is currently visible in the sky, and here's how to observe it - Notebookcheck
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Steam is finally adding native support for Macs with Apple Silicon - The Verge
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
So they tried